Rudolph the Green-Nosed Reindeer

What with all the flying-reindeer emissions, heating a workshop at the North Pole, and causing the deaths of millions of baby evergreen-trees every December, Santa Claus sure ain't the most environmentally-conscience, earth-friendly guy on the planet. Just taking into account his annual round-the-world flight, Santa's carbon footprint even rivals those of those big-energy swilling smog-monsters like Al Gore and Michael Moore!

When his lead reindeer makes an attempt to go green, and comply with the new CFL mandate, Santa sees red, and gives Rudolph his walking papers – or in this case I guess it would be "flying papers." I think Santa's is still holding a grudge from the time he flew his sleigh into the government-subsidized wind turbine, which caused him to crash land into one of those (also government subsidized) Solyndra solar panels.


Merry Christmas, everyone! Hope you enjoyed my environmentally-friendly, green e-card.

(No baby evergreen-trees were harmed in the making of the Christmas Card – but a whole bunch of adult evergreen-trees were chopped down, coated in tar, and used to hang cables on so I could upload this e-card from my computer to my to my blog. Those poor chopped down, tar-coated evergreen trees... nobody even bothers to decorate them... well maybe the birds do... and probably even flying reindeer sometimes, too.)

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